Inspired 6 word memoirs

Say hello to my little friend

I love you, you hate me

Just shut your mouth already please

Never ever, did I want this

Impending Doom, please take evasive action

I shouldn't be offended right now

Not so low, not so high

I would make a great dinosaur

Losers, I eat losers for breakfast

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming

If you're staying, I will leave

I know I'm gonna regret this

Why can't I have a candy??

Now I am unbreakable, It's unmistakable

They hide just out of sight

Can't face me in the light

God I want to dream again

Take me where I'm never found